Visit From The Past

Hey there sweet lipss :]

Today.. was crrraazy.

Class . Home / Walmart . Work . Wash Car - Visit - Continue washing car.

Soo . a ghost from my past stopped by today.. now me & this nobody used to go to middle school together...

I was outside washing my car when he first passed by.. he beeped and these were my words

" hey! ... idk you " - it wasnt cheerful . it was quite.. attitudish . i thought it was just another nigga , tryna " spit game " anywhoo. i KNEW the car / he was gonna come backk . soo like 5 mins l8r here comes the white mustang ! and i hear it slow down while im cleaning out the back of my trunkkk . i turn around slowllyyyyy

him : - makes a burping noise -

me : ew, u nasttty ! ( i thought he burped )

him : whaaa ? i was just makin a noise

me : ohh . sounded like ya nasty ass burped

him : naaaa . cum hur

me : whyyyyyyy !?

him : u cant cum hur ?

me : - walks up to the car -

PAUSE . my across the street neighbor was sitting outside NOT minding her own business .

thinking i was probably talkin to some random nigga idk ! dumb bitch ! ( oops )

PLAY!

him : whur yo mama at ?

me : NOT HERE ! - im so damn smart ! -

him : oh , i see that

me : mhhm

him : gimme some dap . - or sum shxt . -

me : my hands are dirtyy

him : gimme a hug

me : - lean in , hug.. then i see it ! -

PAUSE . so im a private person. i dnt go out.. and i dnt have many male friends thats like big on the scene nahh mean ?! so when i leaned in i saw it ! the gun!!!! so, at first i was kinda scared.. idk why.. im just stupid as hell! lmao. but i was shocked cuz u know how u read books & listen to songs and they always talkin bout the good on the side.. sheesh. i dun saw the shit FIRSTHAND

PLAY !

me : - points to the gun - thats badd !

him : - shakes his head -

me : ooo change ! - starts grabbing change -

him : damn , u gon take all a nigga change !?

muhahaha . weird i know . but i always gotta take sumtin from somebodys car.. im just freakishly weird :\ lol

him : how old you is ?

gosh, do i hate that !

me : 16

him : whaaaaaaaaaa!? u finna turn 17 right ?

me : NEXT YEAR !

him : damn . guess how old i am ?

me : 18 ?

him : nope . go up

me : 19 ?

him : 1 up

me : 20 ??????

him : yup

me : DAMN ! u LYING !

now lemme tell you now, i was planning on gettin his number , or giving him mines..

im always looking for somebody to fuck around with .. no strings.. none of that.. and he was a good canidate!

him : nahhh , i dont look it right ?

me : yupp

then we just started talkin about phones cuz he had that BULLSHITTY lg scoop

soo time passed..

him : when u gon lemme call / text yo phone ?

me : umm, shoot idk!

him : u gon lemme text u ?

me : sure !

him : whats ya number

me : blah blah blahhh..

and whatever..

so we just kept talkin and i just looked at him and noticed how damn fine he was !

gosh, now i know what i liked when we were in school..

mymymy!

but he told me about how he got robbed, and how he got bad memory and all that..

and the story was pretty sad.. omg. he told me the whole storry.

but anywho.

im not lookin forward to him texting or calling or whateve.

he might forget! lmso!

but who cares.. im kinda talkin to somebody.. in a way :]

i'll tell you what happens ?

but gossshh ! i love his mustangg ! lol

Lmao ;; 50 Cent Claims He's Still "Number One" In The Game

Okaaaaaaay brahh !

Despite the major downward slope in sales of 2007's Curtis compared to his sophomore album The Massacre, 50 Cent still says he reigns supreme over the rap world. 50 sat down with XXL to discuss things from Jay-Z's consistency to how his sales compare to Lil' Wayne.
Right off the bat, 50 acknowledges his friend and mentor Eminem's massive success with Relapse (having been certified platinum a few weeks ago), saying that he would not be here without Em's aid. However, he quickly confirmed his supremacy over Wayne.
“What does that mean that you sold that?” he says, referencing last year's Tha Carter III which sold over a million copies in it's first week. “So you gonna forget that I sold 10 million albums twice -12 million first album, 10 million next one. So what does that one million mean?“
Fif says his fans are "quick to forget his history" when it comes to the new kid on the block. "What you’re talking about is who is a buzz,” he explained. “A buzz is a song. So the next song that I release can turn me back into what you feel like is the hottest thing out here. So I mean if I’m showing you full capability of it than what makes you doubt that.”
50, real name Curtis Jackson, went on to congratulate Jay-Z on his consistency and relevance throughout the years.
“There’s a respect that is well deserved on Jay-Z’s part because he’s had that cloud come over him and constantly worked his way through it, having so many projects come out and be successful and maintain meaning,” he said. “There’s a significance in it. Because they go, after countless amounts of hit records, they go ‘You think you can go out and do it again’. Ask me if I think he can do it again, ‘hell yeah,’ cause he did it how many times in front of us. What makes you think he can’t do it again.”
50 is currently working on his heavily-anticipated fourth LP, Before I Self Destruct and numerous G-Unit mixtapes - as well as his own; Forever King.

Whaa daaahhh mf !? wdh is wrong w/ these damn rappers , i really have no serious comments , the first thing that came to my mind was .. " nigga wdf ? " . if bullshxt rappers.. would stop worrying about other ppl , music will be so much better ! thats why my ass be listenin to lady gaga and shxt , fuck these damn rap artists ! talkin bout the same shxt , cars money hoes guns.. BULLSHXT . sheesh . i mean i like kid cudi, kanye, jayz, wayne, drake.. etc. but I DONT LIKE bullshxt . & i wont listen to yo shxt if its BULLSHXT . that mf got the nerve to compliment jay & bash wayne ! nigga wdfh ? lmao.. stfu ! gosh, im gettin tired of his ass [ 50 ] like..really ? that man been talkin shxt since he lost that bullshxt to kanye.. nigga u think u can sell more albums than kanye west ? nigga.. gdfoh ! .. jus.. bull... stfu 50 plz ! damnit . em gon stunt w/o yo punk ass.. no one qives a fuck that u got shot 9 times.. mf`s gett shot every gahdamn day !!!! gettin shot aint not fame catcher no more.. stfu . number one in the game my ass..

lmaoooooooooooooo . read this bull

Florida Man Arrested For Misuse Of 911 After Requesting Escort To Lil Wayne Concert

A 20-year-old Florida man was arrested on June 22nd for misusing the 911 Emergency Hotline.
According to First Coast News, Michael Kruse of Jacksonville initially called 911 because he felt sick on June 21st.
Kruse reportedly told the operator he had been smoking marijuana and was feeling ill.
When the operator asked Kruse if he would like a deputy take him to jail, Kruse seemed confused and asked "why?" to which the operator replied, "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."
Sgt. Chuck Mulligan, spokesman with the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, said deputies located Kruse, took him to a family member, and gave him a stern lecture about 911.
Hours later on June 22nd, Kruse called 911 again. This time he was driving on I-95. He told the dispatcher he wanted a police escort to see the rapper, Lil Wayne, in concert in Miami.
Dispatch: "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"
Caller: "Or, you have a helicopter?"
Dispatch: "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers."
Caller: "Well, I'm driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn't want to get pulled over on the highway."
The dispatcher had Kruse pull off the interstate at the State Road 207 exit. There, deputies met Kruse and arrested him for mis-use of 911.

lmao, u dumbfuck ! . u dnt tell no 911 dispatcher u jus got dun smokin weed , especially when them mf`s can track where ur dumbass stay at , and have the " popo" come to ur ass.. i swear.. ppl now a days stupid ass hell . why didnt ur dumb ass leave for miami the day before the concert !? stupid fuckface ..

Niggas mad at jayz for DOA . lmao , oh well mf ! stop using it ! " hey hey hey , gooodddbyyee :] "

i cant wait for bp3 . should be funny..

wayne`s rebirth comes out 8/18 ;; probably get leaked b4.. so ..

hov`s bp3 comes out sept 11 ! ;; wow ?

kid cudi`s man on the moon comes out 8/25 ;; yay !

august - october should be wonderful..

boom boom pow pow ! lmao ;; so randumb .

"Hey, Hi , How are you ? Step aside get to moving ! Ur rhymes were okay, but mine are exuberant ! " - Tha Joker :]

Lmfao ! hahah !

So, when im on ppls bloqs . i come across the funniest shxt , for example.. this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GQwhbZFFA

Click this !

its super fckin funny !

u remember..

" Ol LL , i need love looking boy, fake id cant get in the club lookin boy, remember me from school... ? HELL NAH . u qets no love looking boy ! "

- lmao, young joc`s part..

So, in my intermediate alg class.. the dude that sits next to me.. is sooo attractive !

:]

i like sharing my book w/ him .

crushing ♥

maryjane.